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*Not REALLY 'Blackbelt Jones - 2' either, but then neither is the 2004 DVD release of that name which is actually 'Tatoo Connection' with Tan Tao Liang and Bolo Yeung and not quite bad enough to be listed here.
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Black Dragon Avenges
The Death Of Bruce Lee
Ronnie Van Clief, Jason Pai Piao,
(Shoulda known better!)Bronze Girls Of Shaolin
Various Chicks Painted Gold, I think this is at least two different films cut together. This takes 'dumb' to new heights! Bruce Lee Fights Back
From The Grave
NOT!
Clones Of Bruce Lee
Don't laugh, they can do it with Dinosaurs!Dragon Lee, Bruce Le, Bruce Lai, Bruce Leung,
Bruce Scharzenegger, Bruce Springsteen,Enter The 7 Virgins
By the usual route!
Seven Virgins (Yeah, right!) Tough Ninja
Nominated by
Simon Wyndham!
It was called something like Tough Ninja. It contained around 100 different sub plots and involved a ninja school. For some reason the ninjas kept going around stealing business mens briefcases, using 'owl calls' at the height of summer in the middle of HK to hide themselves! There is a lot more stuff, but I watched it with three other mates and I don't think we have laughed so much in our entire lives! I think it can be obtained via MAI video!
Hot Potato
(Blackbelt Jones-2 *)
Nominated by
Stephen Gilmour!
Hot Potato is the worse film of ALL time. Me and a friend hired it and we turned it off after 5 mins. It was awful. The actors couldn't act, the script writers couldn't write, the director couldn't direct and the plot on the box had squat to do with the film (probably cause the film had no plot). If you come across this film, buy it and trash it!
9 Death's Of The Ninja
Nominated by
Andrew Lister!
Hehehehe one of the worst films I've seen MUST be a flik called 'Nine Deaths Of The Ninja', now I haven't seen any of the films mentioned in the Golden Turkey award but this one must come quite close. I'll try and describe it to you, I can't really remember it that much but I've got it somewhere. Oh and it stars Sho Koshugi, he is this ninja guy and he goes on holiday or something and there's all these weird people also going on somewhere, Where I am not too sure. Then time goes on and we see this big guy (who is supposed to be the bad guy) and he is soo bad it's un-describable, if you've seen the english version of Fearless hyena and there is that big bumbling fool with a terrible accent, well this guy is 10 times worse!! Then was this guy who was the main bad guy and he looked like a skinny rat and was very annoying, the story goes on blah blah and it gets very very boring. So I guess that this has to be one of the worst films I've ever seen. There are a few god bits like Sho's son on the nunchakas but thats about it, oh and don't even get me onto the acting!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! Trust me you don't want to see this movie, it might affect you, seriously, :-D
Fist Of Fear,
Touch Of Death
Smell Of Cesspool!

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